December 2011
I pissed off some teen age kid at a table I was...
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Me: I’m sorry, I’ll be back with the right plate. Him: Whatever. *As I turn to walk away* Him: *talking to his friends* He’s probably a homo, he’s too distraught. *I turn back to the table* Me: You know, you shouldn’t talk about the dude who’s about to serve your food, right beside him. Also, learn the definition of homo, it’s a root word...
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aerostarmonk replied to your post: aerostarmonk replied to your post: in other…
That’s also the plot of Eagle Eye, but the computer does it by itself. Yeah Die Hard is an awesome move. The sequels not so much. Though the 3rd film is rather fun. Has a pre-hyped Samuel L Jackson in it.
I guess I’ll add it to my list of “classic films I should really watch someday but probably...
Best Christmas Gift
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So my uncle Jim has this tradition where he makes it especially difficult for my father to retrieve his Christmas gift. This year topped all others.
My father’s present included:
1 pair of safety goggles
1 flexible saw
1 pack of drill bits
1 bastard file
& a 100 dollar bill which my uncle encased in three layers of aluminum riveted together.
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aerostarmonk replied to your post: in other (underwhelming) news
I watched Die Hard today too. But I’ve seen it before. I love that film. I’m glad you like it.
Honestly, I was pretty sceptical at first seeing as the only other film in the franchise I’d seen prior to this was Die Hard 4, which was mostly about how hackers are basically omnipotent and can make things explode through the...
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in other (underwhelming) news
I watched Die Hard yesterday (for the first time) and it is SUCH! A! GOOD! MOVIE! In fact I’m sort of kicking myself for not having watched it before! All the actors were really good and the characters were really well portrayed (as in, you got the feeling they were actual people; John McClane is basically just a dude with no shoes on scared shitless and not a fucking invincible, emotionless...
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The Internet Justice League
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Source: College Humor
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