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queen-of-france:

powerlesbian:

today i learned that our domesticated talking birds that get loose are teaching wild talking birds expletives that sometimes become that flock’s group call

can you imagine being out on a nature walk and randomly hearing a group of birds screaming HEY ASSHOLE

I want nothing more from life than for this to be true.

Not to mention that due to noise pollution, birds’ mating calls are becoming louder and louder to compete with traffic, sometimes to astonishingly high levels.

So not only do the birds in the trees scream FUCK YOU SHITHEAD, they do so with the volume and intensity of a jackhammer.

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